
Ummm, more like Tag Body Spray...
My son asked me on Friday if he could have some "Boy Polish". Needless to say I was scared to ask what he meant. Well, I went ahead and jumped on that grenade and pursued the "boy polish". He went on to say that it was "the stuff you spray on your body to smell good."... Ok, so he means cologne!
I told the boy that I would have to do a little research to find cologne fit for a boy, but that was not acceptable. Evidently he had a hot date that night or something and felt like it was an emergency. Sooooo, during our trip to the grocery store later in the day, we located the deodorant body spray aisle...
Were you aware of the sheer number and variety of body spray for men? It is embarrassing! The cosmetics industry must feel that most men stink for the most part. I am not kidding, we spent at least 15 minutes in the body spray area testing and re-testing EVERY variety that the Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market carries.
The names are no better than the fragrances either! We tried
"Midnight", "All-Nighter", "Get Yours", "VIP Access", "Lucky Day", "First Move", "After Hours" and "Spin It". After covering he and myself from head to toe, he chose
"Spin It"... probably because it was in green packaging, not because he liked the fragrance the best.
We left that aisle smelling like we should have been wearing polyester leisure suits and gold chains! I swear everyone we passed did a double-take (smell style) and had a confused yet disgusted look on their face... it was lovely.
Soooo, next time you run into Bubby, take a good whiff and enjoy... lock up your daughters too, he is only 5, but he smells like
Teen Spirit!!!